casliyn:

Someone: “What’s wrong?”

Me:

lesbianrey:

every time i’ve been forced to see a picture of post malone my brain attempts to induce amnesia out of self defense

kettledroid:

garnetmademegay:

ginaspaghettilinetti:

hagar-972:

mswyrr:

there’s a genre of gal gadot photos where she’s with another woman who she likes and who likes her and i stg it looks like an engagement photo

and then there’s the hair stroking thing that she does with other women who are often adorably much shorter than her

#from what I gather from my israeli friends this level of physical contact is normal in their culture 

Ayup.

#i love in the last two gifs #how the women who gal touches #immediately look as if they’ve been blessed by god

God I’m so fucking gay for her

reblog if you, too, would like to get engagement photos wth gal gadot

oceanicgf:

oceanicgf:

wish i was in one of those tubes of aquarium goo… just shakin around..

this is where i belong 

foryourhealth:

whoooonose:

Treat spiders the way you want to be treated

Killed without hesitation

samephonewhothis:

frawgs:

frawgs:

i just saw my cousin on tinder can i die shes gonna know i’m gay

WAIT THAT MEANS

resiniquity:

isitthattimealready:

today at work a customer’s card didn’t go through so I asked them to try again and it worked that time and I mixed up saying “there we go” and “there it goes” and I ended up saying “there we goes" and I just

why is this so funny i almost pissed myself laughing for the better part of 5 minutes

only-1-a:

alltheworld-willbeyours:

stimman4000:

.

Um

@kazechama

peaucho:

We need to talk about this interaction

bender-rodrigas:

gwynndolin:

taquito:

the cashier asked me how im gonna pay like in terms of cash or card and i just said “money” cause i meant cash and she went “thats how it works”

im the cashier